Today begins my 5 day detox… I didn’t eat enough today and I think I’m hungry.  Though, I’m not sure how since my stomach is filled with herbal pills and gallons of water. Mmm… swishtastic!

Nothing to report on the fake eHarmony project.  Is it three months yet? I told my mom I wanted my money back… she just sucked her teeth and gave me a look.

I’m going to go eat a nectarine and pretend it’s the ice cream that I’m really craving…xD